A woman ask her husband to walk to the store and get her smokes. He does as asked but the store was closed. He sees a bar, goes in to use the vending machine. Once in he decides to have a few beers. A few turned into even more. He met a purdy lady and ended up going home with her. At about 3am he realized that he should be home. He asked the lady if she had any talcum powder. Once she gave it to him he put it all over his hands and went home. Once home his wife whom was justifiably mad asked where the hell he had been. He said he went to a bar, got drunk, pick up a chick and had sex til 230. She walked up to him smelled him, slapped him and said you damn liar. you went bowling again.
A woman ask her husband to walk to the store and get her smokes. He does as asked but the store was closed. He sees a bar, goes in to use the vending machine. Once in he decides to have a few beers. A few turned into even more. He met a purdy lady and ended up going home with her. At about 3am he realized that he should be home. He asked the lady if she had any talcum powder. Once she gave it to him he put it all over his hands and went home. Once home his wife whom was justifiably mad asked where the hell he had been. He said he went to a bar, got drunk, pick up a chick and had sex til 230. She walked up to him smelled him, slapped him and said you damn liar. you went bowling again.
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